Big Show Funny Story: Minor League baseball team gives their fans a royal FLUSH…

The Lake County Captains (the single A Minor League affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians), have unveiled a new seating section sponsored by Roto-Rooter directly behind home plate featuring a row of toilets, as seats. The team’s General Manager said: “Everyone deserves a VIP experience, and with Toilet Row, we’re taking that to a whole new level.” For one thing, since they’re right behind home plate, the site lines definitely don’t stink (even if something else does), do the seats come with 2-ply? According to the team this section also comes with a dedicated ‘Bathroom Attendant’ who will provide: mouthwash, combs, and gum throughout the game…Umm, I don’t know about you, but I don’t usual gargle mouthwash on the toilet, or comb my hair for that matter, I’m usually only doing one thing…scrolling on my phone! LOL

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/baseball/lake-county-captains-toilet-row-seats-behind-home-plate-classic-auto-group-park-eastlake/95-f3a3481a-bc4d-481f-a705-17a5fea5b125